chalk, kites, and popsicles.
Please. If you’re going to insult me after I was nice to you and helped you with your fucking transaction, at least make it original. Not something I’ve heard for the majority of my life.
1. Hand me your money, don’t slap it onto the counter.
If you throw it onto the counter I will stare at it until you pick it up and hand it to me like a normal person.
If I have to pick it up myself, I will throw your change at you at the speed of light. It will go right through you.2….
This times a thousand
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“Oh the card won’t slide. I guess it’s free today!”
No, bitch. It’s not. And it wasn’t free for the first five people who said the same thing before you either.
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High School Student gives a lesson to its teacher at Duncanville
if i was in this class i would have gave him a fucking standing ovation.
it’s really funny that she didn’t even bother to argue back. it’s like she knew she sucked as a teacher and she had nothing to counter his argument with.
Good lord. Just another reason I want to be a teacher. I cannot believe this teacher. Like I cannot believe this at all.
Spread this. Like Wildfire.
Holy fuck. I have went to a school like this though. The teachers didn’t care at all rather you understood something or not. They just gave you passages to read and then you answered some dumbass questions. It was boring and no one really learned anything. I was so happy when I finally left that school and got into a new one.
(Source: yugoslavic)
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